ohgod what have I done

THIS IS ONLY HERE BECAUSE =BakaMichi made me do it, you suck omg

I was practicing drawing a dude on a scrap piece of paper and before I put arms and a head on it, I showed it to =BakaMichi. She told me that humans kind of NEED arms and heads(pssh), but I didn't have room for a head, so she told me to make it decapitated.
I don't like drawing arms and hands, so those get cut off too.

This was art at one point, but now it is just SHAME.

His backstory:
The reason he has no junk is because he had it stolen from him by rouge mage surgeons from the dimention of Kelliou.
Due to them performing this brutal operation on him, they had to give him magic powers to keep him alive, because they're sick like that.
He awoke from his sugery to find that his manhood had been stolen. He was only left with a small memory of the face on the head mage that cut his stuff off.
He has vowed for revenge against this mage and will dedicate his life to doing so. What else is he going to do? It's not like he can get laid now.
Upon his journey, he discovered that he had super powers from the side affects of the magic.
He gracefully took a bedsheet from his royal bunk bed - oh, did I mention he was a prince, that's why the rouge mages wanted his junk. So now they can breed royal offspring to take over the throne!!!!!!! Anyways, he took the bed sheet from his royal bed and tied it around his neck for a cape. Superhumans always have capes, he thought with a triumphant grin!
Dashing out the door, he fell in the mud, so his white cape got all dirty. "TO THE ROYAL WASHING MACHINE" he shouted to no one.
As he got to the royal washroom, one of his favorite penguin slaves was washing the clothing of his family. He threw the sheet at the Penguin slave and demanded it be washed on light tumble and air dry it. and be snappy about it!
While he waited for his bedsh-cape to be washed, he sprung into action... by going on the internet to find his missing Thingy.
"Google knows all!"
The prince googled the best keywords he could thinks of and was able to find a small trace as to the location of his manhood.
"BACK TO THE ROYAL WASH ROOM" he shouted once again to no one.
As he arrived at the royal washroom, he discovered that his sister had decided to wash her lovely red sheets at the same time...
OH NO.
He dashed to the Penguin slave that is now a giant stag beetle slave - He demanded to know the whereabouts of his cape! The stagbeetle slave said "I'm sorry my dear master, but there was an accident when I was washing the sheets. The royal princess that is your sister, her sheets were washed in the same load, so I am afraid that..."
The prince looked in the Stagbeetles large hands that it apparently could use like a human and saw... a pile of pink?

The prince was DELIGHTED at the wonderous suprise. "You must be joking giant humanized stagbeetle! How could you have known that it was my birthday! I love pink!"
The stagbeetle jumped in suprise, "it is your royal highnesses birthday? Were it not in the months of winter?"
Well, giant stagbeetle. When the prince got his powers, his super power is to make his birthday ANY day that he wants. No matter the time. A power we wish we could all have!
The prince threw on his newly pink cape and dashed to the place that google maps had sent him.

Along his journey he made many friends, such as his friend the rooster who joined him on his quest. They had lots of fun times on his many birthdays that he made up with his super power.

Arriving at the rogue mages hideout, they carefully was able to spy on the mages as they did their rogue like things.
The prince spotted his manhood amougst a pile of phallic shaped objects.
Just as he noticed that, one of the mages came to the pile of objects and grabbed his. He heard a shreak from another section in the hideout and figured he would check that out first.
He managed to find another good hiding spot in a pile of some things and such so that he could spy on the mages.
"Dear princess, you'll make us many many children that will have royal blood... once we enfuse our magic into them, we will be able to control the whole kingdom for many generations to come! AHAHA HAHAHAHA BAAHAHAH"
"No, please don't" the princess said "you're evil, help me, whinewhinebitch"
The prince jumped into action to save the princess!! The mages fired magic spells at him, hitting his right hand off! Another shot at his chest! The prince knew it was too late... but then, just as he thought that - he saw his friend the rooster that had joined him on his quest for so long... jump right before the magic bullet. The rooster fell to the floor. Somehow, all the magic had hit him instead of the prince. He must be a magic rooster!
"Arrgh! Cock blocked!!" the head mage shouted.
The prince used the power to make it his birthday and wished everyone of the mages far away!

The prince got his manhood back and saved the princess! The princess decided to marry him and have babies with him. Now all of the royal family has magical powers! And then, when they were all a happy family, the head mage had found his way back to him... and fired two last magical shots with all his power at the prince....

RIP the Prince.

WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO NAME THE PRINCE????